(via fffriends)
nicebadass SAWYER: I bought us two weeks. Horace said we can wait for the next sub. Any luck, Locke’ll be back by then.
JULIET: And then what?
SAWYER: What do you mean, ‘Then what’?
JULIET: Locke said he was leaving to save us. The flashes have stopped. They’re over. No more bloody noses. We’re already saved. That sub behind you brought me here. I’ve been trying to get off of this island for more than three years, and now I’ve got my chance. I’m going to leave.
SAWYER: You do realize it’s 1974, that whatever it is you think you’re going back to… it don’t exist yet.
JULIET: It’s not a reason not to go.
SAWYER: Well, what about me? You really gonna leave me here with the mad scientist and Mr. “I Speak to Dead People”? And Jin, who’s a hell of a nice guy but not exactly the greatest conversationalist.
JULIET: You’ll be fine.
SAWYER: Maybe… but who’s gonna get my back? Come on. Just give me two weeks, that’s all I’m asking. Two weeks.
JULIET: All right. Two weeks.
- Lost 5x08 “La Fleur”
Buffy: “Be careful you guys, the place doesn’t look to stable.”
Spike: “Fine by me. Hope we all go under.”
Buffy: “Why is he even here. It’s not like he can fight!”
Willow: “If we leave him alone, he’ll stake himself.”
Buffy: “And that’s bad because…? - Fine. Whatever. Just keep him out of the way. I do not have time for this.
Rory: Morning.
Lorelai: Morning!
Rory: Wow, someone woke up in project mode today!
Lorelai: I’m like the army, baby! I get more done before 9 o’clock in the morning that others get done all day!
Rory: Well, as long, as you don’t abandon it mid-project.
Lorelai: Huh, I do not do that.
Rory: Make your own seashell candles.
Lorelai: Um, not there.
Rory: The house smelled like melted crayons for three weeks.
Lorelai: Th-th-this is different.
Rory: Fine… What’s the project?
Lorelai: This is a pile of every catalog we’ve received for the last three months.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: I’ve gathered them all together, and I will now proceed to call all the companies that are sending us duplicates, and tell them to stop.
Rory: That’s very environmental of you.
Lorelai: It’s getting ridiculous. We get, like, eight of some of these.
Rory: You’re kidding!
Lorelai: Check this out. This is a stack of identical catalogs mailed to: Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, Lorelai Rory Gilmore, Lorelai V. Gilmore, Lorelai Victoria Gilmore, Lorelai Gilmo, Lorelai Gil and Squeegee Beckenheim.
Rory: How’d that get in there?
Lorelai: I once told the store my name was Squeegee Beckenheim, just to see to how many catalogs they would sell my name to. And, apparently, my name is to catalog companies what Brooke Shields picture is to Chinese restaurants.
Rory: How many?
Lorelai: Ten!
Rory: Wow!
